Things to know about dating a journalist
As Arthur Schopenhauer, the German philosopher, notoriously said: “Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark”.
Business cards and Twitter handles are our handshake.
We don’t have a timetable – news can break at any given time, so our partners need to get on board with this.
We might be meeting you for a lunch date, but if our editor is on the phone pressing for us to cover a recent story, even you can’t get in the way of that.
"More like 'reporters usually take cheap freelancing gigs to put Spaghetti Os on the table and have flexible drinking schedules,'" tweeted Poynter's Ren La Forme."You’ll be getting a great Scrabble partner."Scrabble isn't a partners game. In fact, "Hahahaahahahahahahahah," tweeted Vice's Harry Cheadle."Your date will always have interesting stories to tell."Journalists are used to telling stories people don't read. But if you really want to hear about the Mississippi Republican primary or the latest Medicaid enrollment numbers..."Reporters get invitations to swanky events."Yes, like press conferences."Your date will remember your birthday, the way you like your coffee, and that promise you made her last week.
Your words will matter."Your reporter significant other will still forget your birthday.
radar,'" it seems fitting that many reporters (journalists, bloggers, etc.) felt the need to point out how wrong this is."Has e Harmony ever met a reporter," asked Buzz Feed's Rosie Gray.My boyfriend is often asked what it’s really like to date a journalist. We’re really nosy We’re all competing for exclusives, sources and scoops, so we ask a lot of questions. So the next time you start dating someone, here’s what to tell them to look out for – they’ve been warned!We pride ourselves on truth-telling, fairness and accuracy, so don’t be scared if we reach for a spotlight and a lie detector.That won’t be the end of it, though – when you’re dating a journalist, you’ll almost certainly end up being the subject of one of our pieces. We are pretty busy creatures, what with all those press conferences and networking events – and maybe even a crime scene or two.