Bad speed dating experiences
Me "sure, I like Indian, sounds great" (really thinking, he must really like Indian, not exactly a safe 1st date choice). 20 minutes later I get an angry SMS asking why I didn't invite him in for sex?!?
Cue lots of funny stories for dinner parties for years to come. I'm sure fellow EBs have their own to share for a giggle. He rings and asks me out for dinner and names a restaurant.
He spent the whole date twitching his pecs witch was so off putting.
We get back to my place and I realised that i am locked out of my house as my housemate had latched the security door which I didn't have a key for.
Funnily enough, she went right off him after he tried to kill her.
Went out on one date with a huge beefcake of a policeman.